ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via gnarly)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via lubricates)

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via asvprock)

irweed:

we’re listening to the radio in class and amnesia came on and this guy was like “why would u wanna wake up with amnesia?” and this other guy was like “to forget about the stupid little things bro”

(via lets-make-bad-decisons)

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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(via yelled)