foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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lukeyswife:

never forget.

christel-thoughts:

thighetician:

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

All of you, Get a hobby that is not another person. Its vital.

this makes me feel so much better

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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dockinq:

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